2

My 2 is broken on Pantalaimon,

And I am filled with despair.

For without it, how can I type “Yours in 312”?

Or describe the century, a double, or a pair?

I suppose we are lucky, my dear Pan and I,

That I didn’t break I, A, or E.

Shift might have been fine, since I’ve got a spare,

But this 2 thing really bugs me.

Today is too packed to plan a trip

To the Apple store down at the mall,

But with deadlines approaching, I’ve only one choice:

I dare not NOT write at all!