As if there was ever any doubt?

Hell yeah I am. I’d have eaten Nerfherder pies if I’d turned out any different.

Best. Kiss. Ever.

“I happen to like nice men.”
“I’m nice men.”

Mmmmmmmmmmm….

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back

“Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.”

By the way, I’m going to be out most of the day. The ‘rents are in town and we’re doing the tourist thing. To amuse yourselves in my absence, go read the first novel exceprts posted by the commmenters in the posts below. V. Amusing. And if you like scary stories, read the post on agent poaching over at Kristin Nelson’s blog, Pubrants. A cautionary tale for all ages. I know a friend who succumbed tot his kind of talk and she was miserable until she could leave, and my favorite story ever involves another writer who received a visit from one of these scavengers who was obviously so clueless that she didn’t realize the writer was actually married to the agent she was trying to poach the writer away from. Yeah, that’s gonna happen.