Dossier: Amy “Bugaboo” Haskel

Name: Amy Maureen Haskel

A.K.A: Bugaboo (alleged)

Hometown: Shaker Heights, Ohio

College Affiliation: Prescott College

Undergraduate Major: Literature

Hair Color: Brown (occasionally with red streaks)

Eye Color: Hazel

Height: 5’6″

Activities: Eli Literary Magazine, Rose & Grave (alleged)

Known Associates: Lydia Travinecek, Brandon Weare, Carol Nadin, George Harrison Prescott, Glenda Foster, Malcolm Cabot

Likes: Books, Gumdrops, Converse All-Star Sneakers, Men with Glasses, Secrets

Dislikes: Swimming, Commitment, Getting Bad Grades, Insufferable Eli Law Students

Favorite Color: Yellow

Favorite Food: Waffles, especially with ice cream on top

Favorite Book: Changes weekly. Currently, Millenium Hall by Sarah Scott

Favorite Song: “Bugaboo” by Destiny’s Child (alleged), “Such Great Heights” by the Postal Service

Favorite Movie: Broadcast News

Specialties: The Snappy Comeback

Significant Other: Various

Status: Little is known of Haskel’s post-Eli plans. She was last seen on a Spring Break road trip with her alleged fellow Diggers in the southeastern United States. Spring Break rumors persist, and encompass both tales of dangerous circumstances and circumspect deeds.