Dossier: Clarissa Cuthbert

Name: Clarissa Elizabeth Cuthbert

A.K.A.: Angel (alleged)

Hometown: New York, New York

College Affiliation: Calvin College

Undergraduate Major: History

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Height: 5’7″

Activities: Eli Spring Fashion Show (freshman year), Eli Art Gallery Silent Auction Organizer (sophomore and junior year), Rose & Grave (alleged)

Known Associates: Felicity Bower, Odile Dumas, Malcolm Cabot, Amy Haskel, George Prescott, Demetria Robinson, Jenny Santos

Likes: Couture, Cashmere, Impressionist Art

Dislikes: her father, dirt

Favorite Color: white

Favorite Food: champagne, sushi

Favorite Book: House of Mirth, by Edith Wharton

Favorite Song: “You’re So Vain,” by Carly Simon

Favorite Movie: Pretty Woman

Specialties: Withering Glare, Party Planning

Significant Other: none

Status: Cuthbert recently returned from a trip to Florida with her alleged fellow Diggers. She uncharacteristically participated in a Habitat for Humanity project (possibly under the influence of her alleged Digger compatriot, Demetria Robinson). Not much is known about Cuthbert’s post-grad plans, however, there are rumors that she will be joining the Santos-inspired start-up, Caritas.