pinching doesn’t work

My arms are all black and blue, but I’m still sitting here, looking at the Publisher’s Marketplace announcement, getting congratulatory emails from people I’ve never met (or even weirder, friends I went to college with and haven’t seen in three years who now work at Hollywood production companies…), coughing up a lung because I somehow contracted some sort of annoying phlegmy cold thing in the past twenty-four hours… none of this stuff has vanished (and honestly, if this dream comes complete with a cold, I’ll buy stock in Kleenex).

As Amy would say, I have three options:

1) Start pinching other body parts.
2) Go ahead and get Sailor Boy to draw up the Baker Act.
3) Suck it up and accept the truth: I am a Bantam Dell author.

It helps that my story has now been corroborated at the Knight Agency’s Blog. So I know that if I’m nuts, some chick down in Georgia is, too.

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