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Diana’s Big Middle Finger Watermelon Martini Recipe

INGREDIENTS:

1/2 oz fresh Lemon Juice

1 oz Watermelon Pucker

1 oz Citrus vodka

1 1/2 oz fresh Watermelon Juice

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a sprig of mint, and serve.

In dire circumstances, add more vodka.