Unicoalition

First off, thanks for all the kind words about my new cover yesterday!

Anyone who wants to snag the newly redesigned countdown clock, it’s right here:

And keep those crazy unicorn stories coming! We’ll beat the zombies yet.*

This one, from Connie (hi, Connie!) is care of Holy Taco: 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos.

My favorite:

You really can’t beat a killer unicorn fighting a robot T-rex. This reminds me of the art designer who once called my book “Jurassic Park, but with unicorns.” (Which, to be honest, describes the second book a little bit more, but whatever.)

Strange tattoos, though. There’s an awful lot on that site which posit that a unicorn’s bodily fluids are rainbow-colored and/or sparkly. Bizarre.

And then, from Ellen, who I met in New York last month, we have this little gem out of Overheard in New York:

Six-year-old girl, with mace in hand: Look, mommy! A mace! Now I can hit unicorns and make them bleed. Death to unicorns!

Mom: That’s great, honey.

–8th Ave & Carroll St

It’s so great to see that some parents are encouraging their daughters to start their training early. (Seriously, I got a lot of email about this one, wondering if the girl had read my book, etc.)

Thank you so much for keeping me updated as to all the unicorn happenings around the internet! Go Team Unicorn!

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* Except, zombies hack highway signs. Unicorns don’t even know how to use computers, stymied as they are by their cloven hooves. However, they can bash ’em real good.