writer gone mad*

Leave an author alone for a weekend of plotting and this is what happens. I can only guess what will be the reaction of my lovely agent when she comes back from her ski trip. Or my lovely editor, when she returns from her Adriatic-soaked vacation. Their fledging author, who unto this point has always been at least mildy reasonable (I *am* a writer, after all, you must expect a few quirks), has gone completely around the bend.

Some of the thoughts I had this weekend:

1. Would a digital photographic representation of my plotting board be sufficient in lieu of a written outline for the sequel?

2. No? Well then, how about a Venn diagram detailing the relationships and allegiances of my characters?

3. Or maybe a flow chart delineating the logical steps my protagonist must take in order to achieve her growth arc?

4. Perhaps I should describe my storyline through interpretative dance?

5. How about a haiku?

Strong-willed Digger girl
Traditions failed, love-life shot
How will you go on?

6. I’m seriously considering a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style of outlining.

“If this book is to be the last in the series, turn to page 7. If I contract to write another Secret Society Girl Novel, turn to page 5.”

I think there is something to be said for reining in the creative mind if it decides to exert itself through analytical means. 😉

Especially when I’m still working out how it all ends.

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* Deidre and Kerri! Put down your ski poles and bottles of ouzo. I’m just kidding!