Yet Another Lost Weekend

Hey, all!

So I stayed off the computer all weekend, which you THINK would give me all sort of extra time to be able to get shit done… but you woudln’t be thinking very hard, now would you? In honor of yet another weekend of not getting shit done, I’m holding a contest of unpreparedness.

Here’s how you play:

I’m going to tell you what I have NOT done yet, and if you can beat that, you win the contest. What do you win? Um, if you think I’ve planned that, then you aren’t paying attention, here. Okay, let’s start!

1. I have NOT put up a Christmas tree.
2. I have NOT decided on presents for any of my immediate family members, nor the person with whom I’m living. (Sorry, Sailor Boy).
3. I have NOT shipped out the presents for people whose presents I HAVE bought.
4. I have NOT winterized my boots.
5. My house is utterly devoid of Christmas decorations, wrappings, cookies, and scents.
6. I have not finished my outline for SSG2. Okay, but that one is due in February, not in five days.
7. I have not sent out the pile of dry cleaning that’s been sitting in my bedroom for a week.

Man, what have I been doing with my time? Aside from the several Christmas parties I went to this weekend? And the one three hour movie about a 25-foot monkey? And the… actually no, that’s it, I’m out. And since i”m due at work in about 6 hours, I should really be like, OUT out, you know?

Catch you all on the flip side. Expect a lot of blog quizzes this week, that’s all I have to say. 😉

Now go ahead and let it out here — how unprepared are you?