Your own personal zhi

Thanks to Alisa of Cry Havoc Reviews, I have discovered that Pier 1 has entered the mystical-creatures market. Or at least they are using killer unicorns as models in their latest catalog. Behold, Bonegrinder in a Pier 1-ed out living room:

(Click to make bigger. The zhi does not have a price on her.)

Naturally this concerns me, and not just because that rug is very pretty, and I’d hate to see the atrocities an untrained zhi could commit on it. I suppose they must have a hunter just off-screen to keep the little unicorn in line. That’s all I can figure.

In other words, don’t try this at home.