Thursday Trailers

Oh, so many movies I’m excited about:

Like look at this freaky Snow White adaptation. Not loving KStew as a Joan of Arc-y Snow White, but Charlize Theron rocks my socks as the evil queen. Plus — wowsa, the imagery!

In this trailer, I’m seeing shades of Dementro’s Kisses AND Elizabeth Bathory (the Blood Queen of Transylvania). Anyone else?

Then, just for balance, we’ve got a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT adaptation of Snow White, the Julia-Roberts-as-queen Mirror Mirror. (In passing, clearly the “queen” is the meaty role in both these films, as This trailer seems bizarre to me, like it was all a bet on Funny or Die or something. Amirite? Like it’s not a real movie? Also, how many shots of a castle balancing precariously on a stick-thin penninsula cliff over a lake can we handle?

This appears to be the year for Snow White remakes.

And, in another vein entirely, the trailer for Pixar’s BRAVE. Yay, warrior girls! However, is it me, or is this trailer completely mum on WHAT, precisely, this darn film is about?

And then, last but certainly not least, the trailer I have watched approximately twenty-bajillion times already this week. How. Awesome. Is. This. Movie. Gonna. Be?